NEWS YOU CAN BOOZE UNTIL APRIL 23!
Posted on April 18, 2011 | By TheEnabler | Comments Off on NEWS YOU CAN BOOZE UNTIL APRIL 23!
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This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. You are receiving a announcement from the Booze Early Warning Network.
If you live in California, Costco has a sale on 1.75 Liter Maker’s Mark Bourbon. $5.00 off the regular price which makes it $27.99 for the big jug. This essentially makes Maker’s into a $12.00 a fifth bourbon. I personally use Maker’s as my everyday go-to bourbon (I prefer the Wheater’s) so this is awesome (or horrible, if you are my liver). So, you have a few days left to run down to Costco and stock up (I did not mention it earlier because I did not want them to run out until I got mine. Now that I am set, have at the leavings, peasants).
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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