Helloooo Ms. Arms are for Hugging – Why I Drink
Posted on July 12, 2011 | By TheEnabler | 2 Comments
So, “Ms” arms are for hugging bumpersticker peacenik woman. Ms. Liberal – It would be great if schools had money and the Pentagon had to hold a bake-sale. Oh I “Support the Right to Arm Bears” dumbass.
So, am I, or my children, more likely to die in a nuclear war – or from you RUNNING STOP SIGNS WHILE TEXTING YOUR HIPPIE FRIENDS AND NOT LOOKING AROUND?
I think the answer is obvious.
So, next time, instead of protesting the global war machine, how about you just follow the rules of the road and not kill anyone? Or give up your car to save the planet from global warming. Holy Crap.
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"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain
July 13th, 2011 @ 8:37 am
The other day, I saw a car with a COEXIST bumper sticker taking up two parking spaces. I suspect not many people wanted to coexist with the owner of that car.
July 13th, 2011 @ 11:42 am
At a place I used to go that had a crowded parking lot most of the time, someone with a fancy, new Mercedes parked at an angle over two spaces so no one could open their door into them. Pissed me off so I left a note saying if I EVER saw them park that way again, I would key their car. I have anger issues.