Make your own Bourbon – Woodinville’s 3rd Day of Christmas

I know that I have posted about this before (Here), but it has to be brought back for Christmas!  If you want a great gift that is unusual but not stupid, this would be the one.  Plus it has the benefit of making people remember your gift for several months if nothing else.   So, here […]

On the second day of Christmas…..Clean Hands

My true love said to me – wash your hands! Do you know where those hands have been? I do! Wash up. And what does the alcoholphile (a fancy way of rationalizing drinking) use to wash his hands? Everclear of course. But, if you do not have everclear, then how about this? Linked HERE to […]

On the first day of Christmas….A gift suggestion

My true love gave to me …… a bee-eee-eee-eeee-eeeer!  Or maybe a pouring spoon to make black and tans.  Now, I do not receive anything for this post, have never gotten a free spoon, but I think this a great item, very cool, and from a small operation trying to make it.  So, buy one, […]

Last Minute Father’s Day Gift for the ‘Arf and ‘Arf man.

Okay, you can only order this special through Monday, June 13th and have guaranteed delivery. You can still order it after that time and take your chances or tell your father that UPS screwed it up and he will be getting it next week but will love it. Click JMB Brewcraft to order. This is […]

What to get for your 1000 Facebook Friends who have everything?

As the title says, what to get for your 1000 friends who have everything? Or, say you are having an extremely large St. Patrick’s Day party and you need to pour literally hundreds of ‘arf and ‘arf’s at the same time?  (Don’t laugh, it could happen if I win the Megamillions) Why, what you need […]

The Liquor Locusts

The Liquor Locusts

"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken

The Dangers of Thirst

"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome

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The Jug of Empire!

The Jug of Empire!

"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain