LMFAO! Maniacal Crow! (Nothing to do with liquor)

This has nothing whatsoever to do with drinking but I have not laughed so hard in quite a while.  And laughter is the best medicine, followed closely by a healthy spoonful of Irish Whiskey (Irish Whiskey has healing properties that other whiskeys do not have, perhaps because of the little people).   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6bt6nZdZwkY

Red Breast 12 Year Old Irish Whiskey – The Review

Today a good and true friend brought over a glass, almost the last he had, of Red Breast 12 Year Old Irish Whiskey. He knew that I was a fan of the Irish Whiskeys and it being the holiday season, giving and all that (well, he in turn took a glass of one of our […]

And Happier St. Patrick’s Day!

May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St. Patrick behold you. And in the gentle spirit of the Irish people, we would like to recommend to you a great way to get your Irish up on such […]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

    What better way to celebrate than with the Pogues singing about streams of whiskey?

The Liquor Locusts

The Liquor Locusts

"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken

The Dangers of Thirst

"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome

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The Jug of Empire!

The Jug of Empire!

"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain