Jenny McCarthy Teams up with CellarAngels to help destroy children’s lives.
Jenny McCarthy well known for posing in Playboy and launching a diabolical campaign to bring back childhood diseases by using her nudity-induced notoriety to stop childhood immunizations is not resting on her laurels. No, not satisfied with bringing back thousands of preventable childhood illnesses (visit Jenny McCarthy Body Count) Jenny McCarthy is teaming up with […]
Ron Abuelo Rum for Valentine’s Day
Rum for Valentine’s Day? Wuck, you say? No, it would work out for the best. Let me tell you a tale: Often Valentine’s Day creeps up on us without us even realizing it. We find ourselves needing to get a gift for a person, a romantic, wonderful gift. And oftentimes this leads us to […]
The Liquor Locusts
"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken
The Dangers of Thirst
"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome
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The Jug of Empire!
"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain