School Is Here – Time To Plan Ahead
Well, school season is upon us. For the Enabler family, it has meant that our schedule is shot to hell. Instead of a leisurely getting up, reading the paper, cooking several courses of breakfast (we are a breakfast family), instead it is shovel some cold cereal down the gullet and dash out the door so […]
Healing Beer
A man to whom illness was chronic, When told that he needed a tonic, Said “Oh! Doctor dear, Won’t you please make it beer?” “No,no,” said the Doc, “that’s Teutonic.”
The Liquor Locusts
"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken
The Dangers of Thirst
"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome
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The Jug of Empire!
"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain