Posted on September 28, 2011 | By TheEnabler | Comments Off on People Who Throw Cigarette Butts-Why I Drink
Driving behind a car. Nice car, not super nice, but nice. He comes to a full stop at the stop sign. Long full stop, no one coming. WUCK? I think. Oh well, some people just follow the rules even in California. Then, not 200 yards down the road, he flicks out a lit cigarette butt near dry grass. I was dumbfounded. What the hell kind of person comes to a full stop but throws cigarette butts? Did he stop because the cherry fell on his lap? Is he epileptic so he involuntarily threw it out? What the hell kind of person is that? I demand consistency from the local scum. I felt the sudden urge to run him off the road into the ditch, and almost did it, but realized that the ensuing delay or detour due to police chase was likely to delay the drink I had so suddenly come to need (not that that is a big surprise).