Rejoice Fellow Flyers!

Via a blog called “I’m a Travel Ninja” comes a most astonishing discovery: you can legally bring liquor onto airplanes! I was recently tipped off to one of the most unbelievable travel tricks ever. In this day and age of insane security, invasive procedures and removal of freedoms, here’s a bright ray of sunshine. With […]


You’ve decided to do some home repairs, and as you’re rooting around in the attic, you stumble upon this… From ABC news, comes this heartwarming story. To save money on the installation of central air-conditioning in his St. Joseph, Mo., home, Bryan Fite began replacing the wires in his attic, prying up the floor boards […]

Viva la fiesta, viva la noche, viva los DJ’s -News You Can Booze

Yes, I know that has nothing to do with either Mexico or Tequila, but I like the song currently and it is all Spanishy, plus if you drink much Tequila you too will be Loca People (Johnny, la gente esta muy loca,wtf?). Be that as it may, as my intermittent duty to enable, I like […]

Jim Beam’s Go to Mardis Gras – Unless you live in a Stupid State (Yes, California, I am speaking to you) – News You Can Booze

Jim Beam is hosting a Devil’s Cut Unleash Your Spirit Contest that will send 5 lucky winners for 3 days and 2 nights to Mardis Gras in New Orleans in 2012.  You must enter here by December 3, 2011 to be eligible.  There are also 2nd and 3 prizes that are not so awesome and […]


Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep!Beep! Beep! This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. You are receiving a announcement from the Booze Early Warning Network. If you live in California, Costco has a sale on 1.75 Liter Maker’s Mark Bourbon. $5.00 off the regular price […]

The Liquor Locusts

The Liquor Locusts

"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken

The Dangers of Thirst

"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome

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The Jug of Empire!

The Jug of Empire!

"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain