Need A Great Father’s Day Gift? Woodinville Whiskey Has The Answer!

Appearing in our local Costco, and I would assume Costco’s everywhere (barring stupid state laws-California, the stupidest state in the Union, has surprisingly not bad alcohol laws), for only $99.99 is the very cool Age Your Own Whiskey Kit.  As seen here in our local Costco:   You can also buy this online at Woodinville […]

Last Minute Father’s Day Gift for the ‘Arf and ‘Arf man.

Okay, you can only order this special through Monday, June 13th and have guaranteed delivery. You can still order it after that time and take your chances or tell your father that UPS screwed it up and he will be getting it next week but will love it. Click JMB Brewcraft to order. This is […]

Adult Chocolate Milk – The Review

When I was a child, I did not like milk. I did like chocolate milk, though. Thought it was great. Nestle’s Quick! The Chocolate Bunny. As someone who is trying to relive their youth, when I saw “Adult Chocolate Milk”, 40 Proof, I could not have been happier. And, it has a cool bottle. Kind […]

The Beer Train

Clearly, this country is going down the tubes when a citizen can’t make an innocent beer run without the hobnailed jackboot of overweening authority pressing down on his neck.

The Liquor Locusts

The Liquor Locusts

"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken

The Dangers of Thirst

"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome

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The Jug of Empire!

The Jug of Empire!

"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain