What to get for your 1000 Facebook Friends who have everything?
As the title says, what to get for your 1000 friends who have everything? Or, say you are having an extremely large St. Patrick’s Day party and you need to pour literally hundreds of ‘arf and ‘arf’s at the same time? (Don’t laugh, it could happen if I win the Megamillions) Why, what you need […]
The Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress
Anyone who’s ever been to Las Vegas knows that the free drinks flow like alcoholic water, and that the young women delivering those free drinks are dressed in sexy costumes. And what’s not to like about that? You sit there playing your casino games while scantily clad, young women brings you free booze. Cocktail Waitresses […]
Don’t dodge this Bulleit – Bulleit Rye Whiskey
Just wanted to type in that title. I don’t have a review of this rye yet, we will try and get to that soon. Bulleit Bourbon has now released Bulleit Rye. Oddly enough, their webpage is still just about bourbon. However, they have released a rye that will be interesting to try. To be a […]
And Happier St. Patrick’s Day!
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St. Patrick behold you. And in the gentle spirit of the Irish people, we would like to recommend to you a great way to get your Irish up on such […]
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
What better way to celebrate than with the Pogues singing about streams of whiskey?
The Liquor Locusts
"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind." ~H.L. Mencken
The Dangers of Thirst
"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." ~Jerome K. Jerome
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The Jug of Empire!
"How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey!" ~Mark Twain